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Warning Do Not Open This Birthday Card
Style #: SA6162-5413
$3.50
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This adult humor birthday card is sure to put a smile on the recipients face!
Front: Warning - Do not open this birthday card (the message inside is too horrible to consider)
Inside: You're fucking old.
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