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THINGS YOU WANT TO SAY AT WORK...

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Adult Humor Card Front: Things you want to say at work, but can't Inside: -And your crybaby, whiney-assed opinion would be...? -Do I look like a fucking people person? -This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. -You! Off my planet! -Did the aliens forget to remove your probe? -A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. -You look like shit. Is that the style now? -I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. -Nice perfume/cologne. Must you marinate in it? -Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done. -A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. -If I throw a stick, will you leave?

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